THE MAGIC OF 8 DAYS

Gentile Friend:

Whats with you people and the magic of 8 days....first the oil, now the fish. What is so magical about the # 8???

Sarcastic Jew:

Well,

Mobius (The Jewish philospher, part-time exotic dancer) liked to sit and drink and work on his philosophy, when the Krepel, a delicious priest wrapped in a white flour shawl came up to him one day and wanted him to perform some exotic dancing services (he needed to pay the bills, philosophy just didn't do it - just like today).

Well, Mobius was working on his one of his infinity theories and he didn't really want to be distacted, so he performed for the krepel, but his mind was somewhere else. When he was done, he notices that he had twisted his garments when he was putting them on. Thinking of his infinity theory and the twisted garment after his Mobius Striptease he came up with the symbol for infinity which of course is a sideways 8. Thus Jews are fascinated with the number 8 and philosophers are fascinated with the Mobius Strip.

True story - don't dispute me.